Taiwan has one thing in excess that I have determined I need desperately.
Taiwanese. Children.
I've justified this need with several stereotypes that I will now explain...
First: Asian children are supposed to be smart, right? I need a genius child, since they obviously won't be inheriting it from me.
Second: Ever heard of Jeremy Lin? He's Taiwanese. And heaven knows we need some massive Asian influence on BYU's basketball team.
Third: LOOK AT THESE PICTURES!
Can I have one? Please?
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